Ask not what your country can do for you,

ask only what it can stop doing against you

-- Abu Zeresh

Power to the people doesn't come with a standard plug

-- Abu Zeresh

Nobody's stronger than water

-- Um Zeresh

Curiosity has killed many a cat. Maybe even Schroedinger's

-- Abu Zeresh

Thai people, same Germans and Yoda, often arrange their words in a not surprising manner can not

-- Hairy Worm

I remember when "quality assurance" still meant "hiring competent people". They've even managed to land on the moon back then

-- Abu Zeresh

The food there's so good, that if you see your long lost dealer on the other side, you'll finish your plate first. That's what I call matter over mind

-- Zeresh

One day all men will be friends and all fire will be friendly fire

-- Abu Zeresh

I think I think - therefore I am (I think)

-- Abu Zeresh?

If you own my machine, and patch up my security holes (to make sure you keep owning it), does it make you a "white hat hacker"? Think about it next time you try to impose "democracy" on people

-- Abu Zeresh

The human race is hopeless if its GOOD guys are Mozilla

-- Abu Zeresh

This is high-tech. Not Girl scouts. For historical reasons, management is allowed to decide democratically, but it shouldn't keep workers from doing whatever they !@#$@ want. Kapish?

-- Abu Zeresh about development strategy

Greatest hack of all times is the GPL license, yet complimenting RMS for being "a good lawyer" might be dangerous :-)

-- Abu-Nezeq

What do you give a man who's got everything?

A condom, unless you want to end up with what he's got

-- Um Zeresh

David Bowie must have been real big when he first came out because he was a poet, and they didn't have rap back then

-- Zeresh

David Bowie shows don't have the wow, they can still stand straight effect you get from The Stones or Aerosmith. He looks young, and it makes perfect sense: we've seen the movie. We know he's an alien

-- Um Zeresh

The road tried to cross the chicken, but the chicken was faster

-- Common knowledge

I'm Sarah Jones, not Foxy Brown

-- (guess who)

Script kiddie: One who derives pleasure out of making things do what they were not supposed to do originally, using a metasploit plugin written specifically for that purpose

-- Abu Nezeq

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: That's not funny

-- Um Zeresh

Sure I do widows. It was a typo.

-- Abu Zeresh

changed August 2, 2008